' shut up and listen.. '

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

i noe everyone will agree all our sch pe teachers r cute. as in CUTE. haha! read on to find out y.

de following is describing only ONE teacher:

half of my class gals r doing 5 stations today. all of us move really slowly frm one place to another.. complained n complained abt how dreadful de stations r. he shouted n shouted.. of cos, up to dis point, aft 1 yr plus, was of no effect at all; n to much extent, unnecessary. YET, he still likes to shout though he aims to be a sage (how can he ever be?=P). he ALWAYS says (shouts) things lik "hurry up la! wa lao.. dis class ar.. *shakes head* dunno who is ur pe teacher. tell me who is ur pe teacher!!" aft such enthusiastic/emotions-filled comment, sadly, respond frm de class was ".... ai..ya.....", "dere he goes again.." - a sian diao reply.

ltr on, when many of dem did well in de stations n improved alot in de 2nd / 3rd try, he will automatically/INSTANTLY claim de credit. "wa.. good anot?! *pats his own chest* i good rite? who is ur pe teacher!" shouting in a very proud tone.
me: "jus now u dun wanna admit us, now u wan to be our pe teacher alr la!"
he: " haha! jus now.. different.."
he IS lik dis.. ALWAYS contradicting himself. wad to do?

so, he went back to de pe office aft pe. germ tric n i followed aft to return him keys. i shouted into de office "MR SOH..!"
he: "eh..! get out! get out!!"
de prob is, he knows well i din step inside de office at all. haha!
he purposely say till very loud for us ot hear: "wa lao.. who wants to take S77 ar? i'll pay him money.. i'll GLADLY hand dis class over."
again, he is being himself. nv really once meant wad he said.
me: "u'll regret handing us over one lor.. we're a blessing to u can?"
he looks at me n shakes his head.. nothin else to say.

while waiting for him to come take de keys frm us, we saw dis on de pe office's whiteboard (which serves as a notice board for de pe teachers):

dear brothers,

pls remember to lock the pe stores aft use. mr singh has found it unlocked many times while closing up the sch. this, of cos, does not make us out to be as handsome as we really are.

one more example:

quoting frm him: "confucius says sth like this ar.. listen."
suddenly catching many of our attention (rare case).
"when u walk into this narrow path and see a kicking horse blocking de pathway, wad will u do?"
someone: "kick de horse back la!"
someone: "ride de horse"
take some time thinkin abt de ans before u read his reply..
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he: "u think u so powerful ar? kick de horse..."
"no no.. see.."
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"choose another path.." *standing dere, smiling, being proud of his 'intelligence'.
-.-
u can immediately see ppl turn their backs n refuse to listen to him tok any longer. HAHA!

he: "imagine one say u're sitting on a hill.. wif very nice scenery... suddenly got one cow walks up to u, looks at u, n munch de grass in his mouth" den he pretends to de de cow.
"wad wld u do?"
again, replies r really lame, no point blogging abt it. haha!

but, in anyway, S77 still loves him! don't we? haha! i bet de feeling is mutual.=P

penned at*7:08 PM