Wednesday, March 08, 2006
THE MISSING BURGER
-Episode 2
hsin bought 2 mcmuffins for breakfast today, 1 for her, 1 for me. she thought she learnt her lesson & thus, became smarter. she kept de burgers into her bag n ZIPPED it up. aft morning assembly, de burger was found attacked again!! hsin's bag was unzipped & one of de burgers was beaked - an attack used only by birds. yes, dun hav to re-read, i'll type it again.. her bag was UNZIPPED and the burger was BEAKED. top suspect : The Black Crow (eh, i haven seen a white one though)
crow, we told ya we're gna pluck off all ur feathers de next time u attack our burger. n how great, u did it again today!! in order to return our mcmufins a justice, maymay & accomplice put soap n water into de tampered mcmuffin n left it on de table. as we expected, not long ltr, it was gone with de wind (crow, more like it). if someone walking along de streets of potong pasir was attacked head-on by a dead crow, i'm not at all surprised. maybe de crow will spit out foam too. HAHA! somehow i think de crows r smarter den we thought. so, maybe it din eat it at all aft transporting de poisoned food back home.
it made us feel so.. spied. our sch alr got lik how many many cameras dat made us lose our freedom + privacy. now, we got an extra crow tt owaz eye on our food!! damn. we're such food lovers. now we've got competitor aka spycam! damn. as wad tricia suggested, we're gna make a scarecrow. HAHA! aft BT. n i think it'll be quite a good idea to print an A4 sized pic of germ n paste it on de scarecrow. i think crows can spot human similar to their colour betta.=P LOL!