Thursday, February 23, 2006
today i came across a few funny n ridiculous stuff dat left me ----> -.- & #$%#*!`*
firstly, i was listening to radio, dj daniel ong said he's got a joke to tell us. de best joke he's ever heard. n if we wanna go "haha" we have to listen. or if we wanna go "hoo hoo" we muz oso muz listen. or if we wanna go "hoo hoo ha ha" we oso muz listen. it's like.. huh?? -.- ok! i get ur point! jus get on wif de joke!!
so here comes de joke:
dere's dis man who goes to the zoo.
n dis zoo is so shit dat dere's only a dog n no other animals!
n den he realised, cos it was a shit zoo(shihtzu) %#*&^`
WTH??? best joke.. ya. best joke played on me. -.-
secondly, de most ridiculous thing tt happened to me dis week.
i called de ICA office to ask if i lost de slip to collect my ic, do i hav to bring any identification wif me. n so, i called, it went thru..
"good evening, thank you for calling immigration & checkpoint authority."
"for english, please press 1" (in all 4 languages)
*pressed 1*
"welcome to immigration & checkpoint authority"
"for information on.."
"services for singapore citizens, press 1"
"services for permanent residents, press 2"
"travellers & information guide, press 3"
"cargo clearance, please press 4"
"immigration & checkpoint authority's address & opening hours, press 5"
"for other services, press 7"
*pressed 1*
"for information on.."
"singapore passport, press 1"
"singapore citizenship, press 2"
"singapore identity card, press 3"
"birth registration, press 4"
"death registration, press 5"
*pressed 3*
"at any point to speak to our customer officer, press 0"
"for identity card registration, press 1'
"30 yrs re-registration, press 2"
"loss of ic, press 3"
"change of address, press 4"
"change of name, press 5"
*pressed 0*
"thank your for calling immigration & checkpoint authority."
"our office is closed for the day, pls call on the next working day."
KAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waste my time press press press lor!! -.- sian diao.
