Wednesday, November 16, 2005
ok here are de randoms. jus done InR. ya! first time finish my pw stuffs first den blog.. cos jus now blogger ate up my entry!!! RAHH!
1=5 r full of shits.. yea, dat's y we r owaz laughin and shouting and squatin down halfway in shopping centres pressing on to our stomachs with suffocated breaths. u noe, u get de feeling of phlem in ur throat for laughin and crappin for too long? yea.. dat's de feelin we owaz get. haha! a bunch of crazees. u might not really understand dis post though.. wad shits happened de past few days..
incident 1
while waiting for bus. tric, hsin, maymay and me.
halfway thru de convo..
may: eh, i dun get what the point dey goin boon lay for la!
hsin: hahaha! what the point? how abt what's the hell?
tric n me burst out laughin too.
me: what the point of sayin what the point la?
tric: wahaha! what the point of laughin at her la?
maymay um-chio.
hsin: what the point of um-chioing la! want laugh, laugh la!
me: ur english damn pro la.. barefeeted and vigage, wahah!
and we continued to jack her for a few more days..
and so, "what the point" became one of our fav phrase now. jus lik "i doesn't know.." and the "liansxXx languagexX". hahaxX!
incident 2
germ hsin n me went bugis hawker for dinner.
germ: eh, hsin, wad's nice here?
hsin: hmm.. i oso dunno.
germ: huh? den u bring us here..
hsin: oh, i've nv eaten here before, but i think de food here quite nice.
germ: huh? giel! she says she thinks de food here quite nice when she nv ate here before. haha!
me: hahaha! ya la.. it's lik i've nv seen de guy before but i think he's quite shuai? haha!
me shrugs.
germ: haha! ya la giel.. i've nv seen bandung before but i think it shld be quite pink.
and so.. we continue laughin at her wif our shuai ge n bandung analogy.. her face was black fyi. haha! "i've nv seen de guy before but i think he's quite shuai.."
incident 3
on de fon wif tric. while germ's beside me on de train
me: hello. yes idiot?
tric: haha! eh! u noe who am i?
me: of cos la, my hp no caller id meh?
tric: oooh... i mean, i mean..u hav my hse no meh?
me --> -.-
convo goes on..
me: oh, wad time u slpin? so i rch hm den call u n tell u k?
tric: is it a question?
me --> -.- AGAIN
me: yes, it's a question.
germ saw my expression and heard my reply laughed non stop.
germ: r u stupid?? (inside joke) yes, its a qn.
but tric may not hear.. so ya.
incident 4
on msn conference wif germ n hsin
germ: eh, help me dl a christian song 'who am i'
me: by?
germ: er.. i'm not very sure.
me: ok. i help randomly dl dis one by tiffany evans la k? cos her name sounds quite holly.
hsin: holly?? maylene possessed u??
me: wahahah! sorry. typo la. holy.
me: hor.. i'm gna blog abt dis. LOl.
hsin: maymay will FLIP!
me: let her then..
and so, maymay!! r u reading??=P
incident 5
courtesy of hsin's blog. de "me" here refers to hsin.
While I was happily making my disgusting sticky shit-looking dough which is currently chilling in the fridge, I received a call from Private Number.
Giel: Hello you free today?
Me: Err no.
Giel: Oh okay lor then nvm.
Me: Why?
Giel: Oh cause Germ and me meeting at Clementi Interchange then going Bugis to make our plans then we see if you and Maymay want to come out so can like go out tgt then..
(conver goes on)
SUDDENLY
Giel: Eh I think Germ called.
CUT
(waits patiently for Giel to come back)
AFTER AWHILE
Giel: Your phone can conference not?
Me: I think so. Try.
Giel: Okay I ask Germ to call.
GERM CALLS
Germ: Hello hello hello hello hello(silently screaming for Germ to shut up)
Germ: Eh so Hsin you going not?
Me: Don't think so. Baking cookies.
Giel: Eh, germ, I was trying to tell her abt our conver. So I called Germ and said, eh you wan to go make plan or not? We go the dunno where..
Germ: I baked cookies too!!!
Me: Really?
Giel: LET ME FINISH. Yeah so we going the dunno where to make dunno what then germ asked meet wad time, den i really dunno ma.. so i say meet de dunno wad time la.. den germ say ohh.. so u expect me to meet u at de dunno where at dunno wad time la? hahaha! get it? Eh hsin, you ask your maid to bake dunno what for you at dunno what time so you can go dunno where with us la.
Me: Huh don't want. I want to make dunno what myself.
Giel: Oh. Germ, you ask dunno who already?
Germ: Dunno who say dunno what, sick then got nice show. Dunno what show. And Hsin, the first time I ask you out you reject me, what is this? I never reject you before lor how can you reject me?
Me: SHUT UP. (feel like smacking her)
And so the conver went on...
incident 6
in correspond to de previous one.. on train wif germ.
halfway thru de convo
me: dunno wad la..
germ: den ltr u alighting at de dunno where right?
me: ya.. den take de dunno wad bus den rch home at dunno wad time le la
germ: haha! oh.. eh? i oso alightin at de dunno where leh!!
me: different dunno where la
germ: oh..mine's dunno where 1 urs is dunno where 2..
me: hahaha! eh!! i was abt to say that!
LOL.
me: damn cool la.. dunno where 1 n dunno where 2.. sounds lik.. ok listen here
me: imagine i was tokin to someone. germ ar? she live at de duno where one(dunno where 1), i live at dunno where too(dunno where 2).
LOL.
and so, we crapped alot more, but cant rmb wad..
we crapped so much dat i missed my stop (clementi) and alighted at jurong east wif her.
saw de sign "fine $5000" (if u go onto de track thing)
germ: eh, my n yiqin thought of going down de other time.. den we saw de fine $5000 den we say, oh! betta not..
germ: den at first we tot was fine $500 onli, den we were thinkin our pay $448, ai ya, still muz fork out $50 more to pay de fine.. bo hua, so we dun wan go down already..
me: rubbish..
me suddenly thought of sth lame.
me: eh.. hahaha! ask u ar.. if someone wants to commit suicide rite.. den she jumps onto de track and hopes to get ran over by de train, but den in de end nv die.. do u think she still needs to pay de $5000?
germ: hahaha! den she go n try to jump again, fail, den $10 000. den again, failed, wanna try again.. de police ask her. eh, u think $1 3 tries ar? one more time is $15 000 u noe?
me: hahah! imagine she in hospital see police come find her tot ask her why she wan to commit suicide, but in de end is 'we are here to collect de fine for jumping onto de track. $5000 penalty.'
i think de $5000 fine will giv her more incentive to commit suicide again n again. hahaha!
ok, dat's it for de randoms.. alot more.. but ya. too much.
